When you just can't go on

I've had a real battle on my hands...a battle to complete the book I raved about before reading--which is always a big mistake. An equally large mistake is buying the fucker in duplicate twice over and giving it to friends and family as a little gifty. Sorry to all whom I gave this whiny piece of anti-literary babble. I'm speaking of the boring and tedious Eat, Pray, Love. A better and more accurate title would have been Bitch, Piss, Moan and Eat. God. I had to quit.

An actual excellent and worthwhile read is Left To Tell. Real Good.