Roger is the name of our new four-legged family memeber. His IQ is off the charts fo sho. He is exceptional in many ways...not to overshadow the original star dog, Bill, but really quite special.
Unfortunatley, Roger was abandoned at a barn where he was abused and tossed into the goat pen. The goats attacked him (I know, is this possible?) and somehow he lost his middle toe nail...in addition his left foot is askew and he appears to have no voice. You can see why it is imperative he be so smart...these are some serious obstacles to overcome! I'm sure the constant marking and sprinting down the middle of the road will cease once his ginormous balls are removed. Of course, i wonder how he will feel being named Roger and getting his testy's whacked all in the same week. To make things worse, I think he may suffer from a "small dog" complex that is kept at bay by the existence of the pronounced and impressive package he has been able to keep in this cut-balls world we live in!
Unfortunatley, Roger was abandoned at a barn where he was abused and tossed into the goat pen. The goats attacked him (I know, is this possible?) and somehow he lost his middle toe nail...in addition his left foot is askew and he appears to have no voice. You can see why it is imperative he be so smart...these are some serious obstacles to overcome! I'm sure the constant marking and sprinting down the middle of the road will cease once his ginormous balls are removed. Of course, i wonder how he will feel being named Roger and getting his testy's whacked all in the same week. To make things worse, I think he may suffer from a "small dog" complex that is kept at bay by the existence of the pronounced and impressive package he has been able to keep in this cut-balls world we live in!
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a handsome little fellow I must say...he looks a little odd-shapen (oh, did I say that out loud - sorry) - i have no doubt that he will have a long and loving life in the dog palace you call your home - tee hee
I have a mis-shapen lepor you can have. I found him in the creek behind my house. He was attacked my a roving band of weasels, and has no fingers or toes due to the effects of the leprocy and of course, the weasels known love of digits.
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